Status Updates From The Nymphos of Rocky Flats ...

The removing of the contact lens is making me nuts. Get some tinted glasses already.

Red mercury? FFS

Oh, so we’re doing chakras now? Mkay. And Area 51? Good Lord.

Was not prepared for the raccoon bitch slap fight. Want more of that energy.

The best part so far is that some poor schmuck was forced to read this fit work

Okay, it’s exactly one page from my last update, and this idiot vampire has already gotten disarmed and beaten…in one page! The wimpiest vampire in the History Of All Vampires!! BTW, if you want to read about a vampire that thinks like this, and I quote “I hoped they had heat inside…I hadn’t expected to linger in the snow like this or I would’ve dressed in heavier clothes.” VERBATIM 😳😳

It is an absolute struggle to finish this. This so-called private detective vampire is a complete idiot, and I’m really flippin’ annoyed by how stupid he is, which means I’m actually pissed off at Mr. Acevedo because he either intentionally created a vampire that should’ve been killed 20 pages into the book, or he is just as stupid for not realizing how stupid he made his protagonist…..grr!!!!!