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omg I was not expecting to hear the word jackass
— Nov 28, 2025 09:29PM
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I didn’t know this was based on a book so here we are
— Nov 28, 2025 09:26PM
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["Magicians mereury, plumber's lead, I smite your stupid, scabby head."
And the knight smote.]
I forgot how great this book is.
— Sep 25, 2024 07:54PM
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And the knight smote.]
I forgot how great this book is.
Graceish ✨
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[Shrek knocked on the breastplate and demanded: "Who dwells inside this armor, and also in yonder castle?"
"In here a fearless knight, in there a well-born fright" was the answer.
"It's my princess!" said Shrek. "The one I'm to wed!"
"Over my dead body!" roared the fearless knight.
"Over your dead body." Shrek agreed.]
— Sep 25, 2024 07:52PM
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"In here a fearless knight, in there a well-born fright" was the answer.
"It's my princess!" said Shrek. "The one I'm to wed!"
"Over my dead body!" roared the fearless knight.
"Over your dead body." Shrek agreed.]
Graceish ✨
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The Good Place's Chidi would be cross with the use of "from whence", but we'll allow it.
— Sep 25, 2024 07:42PM
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It's my princess!
— May 24, 2024 07:18PM
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It's my princess!
I gaze in the green
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