Status Updates From The Mysteries of Udolpho

We could have finished this story on Page 158 but Emily chose to be stupid. Her nothingburger ass was asked to make a decision for once and she FAINTED i cant make this shit up

What do you mean there's 500 more pages, just say yes to the clandestine marriage and don't go to your mysterious evil Italian step-uncle's medieval haunted castle, girl lock tf IN!!