Status Updates From Take Ivy

“Off-white is not quite white, but is light beige.”

i am finding this amusing and enjoying the pro-cycling photos/captions

"Here is my interpretation: the reason why physical education is equally important as intellectual training (this is the true reason why a sound body is necessary) is that in intellectual pursuits one will never know his limits, but one can in physical activities."

How has it taken me this long in my life to realize that a sharkskin suit is not literally made of sharkskin?