Status Updates From Slave: The Cat Star Chronicles

Snard? SNARD?!!! I can’t even hate read this anymore. The main character talks like a bratty teenager and ignores serious red flags in her “kitty cat.” And why are we calling him that every 5 seconds? This whole book is cringe. Take your fantasy back granny, I don’t want it!! Eww!

Don’t judge me. I downloaded it because it was available now on live and had a VERY different cover. I knew this was going to be a hate read when I got to the nose scene. Because what the absolute FUCK was that about?!

Stupid

Oof. I’m struggling with this writing. First person from heroine. So far she seems super obsessed with how everyone looks and smells and I feel like I’ve read the words nasty and ugly too many times.

Heard this one has a helicopter cock. I’ll be sure to report back 🤣

The transformation is very Bella from Twilight, after she turned vampire. 🦇

The whole "snard" part of the plot is beyond disgusting. I guess it makes the story unique in a way, but it's gross to the point where I can't even drink my coffee while reading because I'm afraid I'll gag.

TOO MUCH CIRCUITOUS INNER MONOLOGUE. 🤦🤦🤦

Too much rambling. 😒
The editor should've chopped off some of the repetitive crap; it would have shaved off at least 50 pages of pointless verbiage.

Bonobo-monkey society: Sex, not war.

I both like and dislike this novel. It's definitely unique in some ways (though not always good ways!).

A little more about the strange new planet they are on, and a little less of her incessant inner monologue, would've made for a better read.