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“Did you rat me out, pig-man?”

“Excuse me, Greg, are you kidding? Forgive me but are we talking to each other on the poop deck of a majestic schooner?”

“So, this kid smoked a joint in my car. Like this hitchhiker kid that I picked up this morning, like earlier this morning ‘Cause it was raining and I didn't want...I didn't want him to get sexually assaulted? Before I could even say anything...he aggressively takes out...Have you ever seen, like, so, a doobie? And the car smelled like skunk weed. And then I guess I smelled like it.”