Status Updates From Stories From the Vinyl Cafe

"Dorothy knew exactly what she was doing buying the dog. It wasn't for company--although, at the time, the notion of having something in her life that loved and, more importantly listened to her, was a comforting thought. She bought him because she didn't want her life getting too easy. Complications were important. Without something messing up your plans you became self centered. Then you became selfish."

These are definitely better as radio shows. Or perhaps they’re just funnier when you are a kid, laughing along with your family.