Status Updates From Evernight (Evernight, #1)

"Dana squeezed the trigger and sent a jet of water toward the teachers. Mr. Yee and Professor Iwerebon immediately yelled and fell back, as if they had been sprayed with acid."

This cracked me up lol

""Mature decisions!" My father was so outraged that I half expected him to grow [redacted] any second. "You reveal all our secrets because you like a boy and you want to talk about mature decisions? You are on thin ice, young lady.""

I love the dad 💀

I didn't expect that plot twist...

"If a guy gets violent, you get out. Period. Be thankful you saw his temper in action before you were the one he was angry at."

We love a smart girlie

Ngl when Lucas said "most girls your age don't" I thought it'd be another "not like other girls" moment but the author pleasantly surprised me??

Also, I hate to admit it but reading it at night is a little creepy so I'm reading it during the day now.

Vampire fics! Let's go!