Status Updates From Flowers from the Storm

HEHEEEE

Durham and Fane are the truest friends. “Then, old man, I’d heartily advise you not to purchase a paper.”

I know what’s coming and I’m already crying.

I am once again saying WHAT DOST THOU KNOW OF GOOD AND RIGHT

I KNOW… YOU

yeah, I remember you. Forgot it occurred at this particular moment, but well, we all have a bedrock and Christian is sitting in it so whatever

AND SHE WAITED FOR HIM IN THE FOYER FOR HOURS GUYS I CANT MAKE THIS UP

Oh HEY I forgot he tricked her — I am once again standing under an anvil hung by one of Durham’s blond little hairs and waiting for it to crush me