Status Updates From The Two Gentleman of Verona

Valentine: And why not death, rather than living in torment? To die, is to be banish’d from myself; And Silvia is myself: banish’d from her, is self from self,-a deadly banishment! What light is light, if Silvia be not seen? What joy is joy, if Silvia be not by? Unless it be to think that she is by, and feed upon the shadow of perfection. Except i be by Silvia in the night,
Continues in chat.

Valentine: Belike, boy, then, you are in love; for last morning you could not see to wipe my shoes.
Speed: True sir; I was in love with my bed: I thank you, you swinged me for my love, which makes me the bolder to chide you for yours.
LOL, this was so hilarious, i am LOVING this play so far.

I FREAKING LOVE THIS!!!!! I wish i could share alls the lines from act one ( since there was many i liked) but it would be too much. This put me in such a great mood which is exactly what i need rn.