Status Updates From The Boy Next Door

The best thing out of this book so far is the historical history and the transition of Rhodesian to Zimbabwe and everything that happened. Oh and little David!

Lindiwe and Ian can fuck off abeg.

So the book is finally moving. Praise God

“You’ve got one heavy head, Lindiwe.” Help—

It’s finally picking up and ughhh older Lindiwe and Ian! Lindiwe is now more outspoken omg

What a slow read

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I just found out that South Africa and Zimbabwe shares a border. Which makes sense.

“Granny Joseph was very big, and she occupied the whole backseat of the car by herself.”

Please she’s the Zimbabwean version of Julia lol