Status Updates From Tainted Blood (Tainted, #1)

I can't stop reading this unusual story, despite some eye roll worthy, clunky dialogue and strange, inexperienced-with-life writer moments. (One cannot cook a turkey in the span of time it takes to take a shower.)

...Gabriel was just saying that he has no problem date raping people with drugs and alcohol...and yet now he's getting on his moral high horse about fucking Tennant while he's under magical influence? Um, what?

give in, Give In I Say!

he'll be back...

Mommy can I keep him?

"Mr. Mallfrick would have been proud of you,” she answered, and that compliment, surprisingly, meant a lot to him." The same douche bag that didn't pay his salary? Sure, I'd be impressed too, if Mallfrick had been proud of me.

Have sex or commit suicide? Such a hard decision (no pun intended).

"Blood from the gaping wound on his forehead streamed into his eyes, which didn’t matter at all, since the sun had gone down..." Well, of course the bleeding isn't as important now that night has fallen. Naturally.

"Come to think of it, he should have known that he looked anything but common all this time." <-- Either you look comon or you don't. Stop vacillating between the two.

The new definition for friend is a person to whom you would lend your jacket and shirt. Just so you know.

Such wrong assumptions from Gabriel and odd interaction between the two MC...

Really? A married man will go to the police to report the disappearance of his lover?

I don't know what's going on!! :-)

This book...so many feelings. I just want them to kiss!

I really like this book. I really do.