Status Updates From The Life and Death of Floyd...

this makes me so frustrated and angry, i hate people

mom pick me up im scared

preacher edwards is a terrible, terrible man

"In fact, he did such a good job forgetting them that they are still forgotten today." why is this book so funny

"He did not make any exceptions with women, having no more inclination to fritter away his money on girls than on anything else that he considered a luxury. Perhaps this accounted for the fact that he was not much interested in women." he's so real for this, why would you need romance when you have caves