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"“You’re good at climbing trees, aren’t you?” Mrs. Rudolph said. “I mean, all boys your age climb trees, don’t they?” Her eyes studied me. She had a strong look of disapproval on her face."

I swear everyone in this series is so cartoonishly unrealistic. I get that this was written for kids but come on...

"she pulled back her hand and tossed both bees at me!"

But...bees are living beings...?? Like even if she closed her palm around them, wouldn't they sting her before she was even able to pull her hand back for the throw? Like what???

I thought being scared of snakes was...normal?

I did not like this book as a kid and I can see why.Nothing has happend really.Its just kids trying to scare this girl with a fake snake and a spider.Somehow this is fifty pages.The mud monsters are mentioned once so far.I fell asleep reading this