Status Updates From Last Car to Elysian Fields ...

Chasing a nighttime mirage on a rain-swept highway has no happy ending for either the quick or the dead.

The truth is most [members of the Mafia] are stupid and at best capable of holding only menial jobs. They use dog-pack intimidation to get what they want, whether it involves preferential seating in a restaurant or taking over a labor union. On a personal level their sexual habits are adolescent or misogynistic, their social behavior inept and laughable.

Wake up, big mon. Rich guys don't care whether the rest of us believe them or not. That's why they're great liars.