Status Updates From The Accidental

This has not my jam, I can’t get into it

I’m tired of them bickering Amber pls come back

So far it’s kind of a cliche… everyone falls in love with a random exotic stranger but the woman of the house is jealous and hates her… I’m at the third part tho so I wonder how this will wrap

Michael you’re literally a literature prof. Which is one of the most pompous bourgeois-intellectual jobs ever - unless if you’re in a public uni which I don’t know if they even exist in england

Whenever I see a middle aged white man complaining I kind of want to puke

It’s interesting how Amber says stuff ppl think she’s joking so they laugh but she actually doesn’t