Status Updates From The Magnate's Indecent Prop...

*deep sigh* the dude's last name is very off-putting and their flirting isn't nearly as charming/interesting as I think it's meant to be. it's very "he's a hot dude she's a hot chick therefore they must want each other" and frankly I can't give a shit about a man who is best friends with a probably-a-pedophile (the whole perving on the teenage cloakroom girl was gross).

What is this nonsense where two people are on the phone and one is responding to the other shaking their head or nodding? Where was the editor? Yikes, man.

"Everything I say I say out of love. I've known you for umpteen years. Our parents play gin-soaked tennis together on a weekly basis, and that’s a lifestyle I intend to protect so that when I grow in need of my first facelift I can take on the mantle of that fantastic life where they leave off. And I want you there by my side. Well, three or four blondes to my left, but in sight all the same." ROFL

I'm having trouble getting past the image of the hero twirling a toothpick in his mouth, no matter how handsome he's supposed to be.