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What is the POINT of this space cop when the human woman is tracking the slaver on a map and deducing his travel/murder MO? 😭😭😭 The bang maid is more useful than this dumbass
— May 10, 2026 10:06AM
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All the cop has done is land on earth, wander around the forest hoping to stumble across the slaver he was assigned to capture, accidentally murder a few humans, then camp out in an agoraphobic woman's home and masturbate furiously for weeks.
Like no wonder the slaver is more interesting to read about
— May 06, 2026 12:58PM
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Like no wonder the slaver is more interesting to read about
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The universe's best cop lands on earth and his plan to capture a known alien slaver is as follows:
1) Follow the slaver ship to USA
2) Land
3) Walk around in the forest until he finds the slaver
4) Accidentally kill multiple humans
5) ???
6) Go home yay
Good to know that cop work is the same quality in space as it is on Earth at times
— Apr 29, 2026 11:10AM
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1) Follow the slaver ship to USA
2) Land
3) Walk around in the forest until he finds the slaver
4) Accidentally kill multiple humans
5) ???
6) Go home yay
Good to know that cop work is the same quality in space as it is on Earth at times
