Status Updates From The Starlight Barking

I've only read this the one time previously and....I forgot just how little happens. I'm over halfway through and all that has happened is dogs woke up and nothing else did, they swooshed to London, and worried about sleeping humans. THE WEIRD DOG GOD FROM THE STAR SIRIUS HASN'T EVEN MADE AN APPEARANCE YET! But at least this is very much on the shorter end of the "nothing happens" sub-collection from 372 pages.

if dogs ruled the world the first thing they would do is create a private army for the glory of the empire. the second thing they would do? eugenics