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the constant misunderstandings bro like USE YOUR WORDSSSSS

this guy is very sensitive and delicate for his big age

this is moving at lightning speed bro

Honestly there’s too much angst

Ooo this is fun. It's like Twilight meets True Blood. 🧛‍♂️ 🧙‍♀️ 👮‍♂️

These two are literally having the same conversations and doing the same thing over and over again. How many times is this dude gonna cock block himself and run outside to chop wood? 😐

Esther's lack of urgency is wearing my patience thin and really confusing. You are being hunted and in hiding but just moseying off to a motel to chit chat with your new friend and not bothering to tell the hero who promised to protect you at his home? Girl, HELLO. You keep bailing on the hero and not telling him anything and then wonder why he's upset?

Witches and vampires? Oh my.

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