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I beefed with Caroline for even MENTIONING Eddie so that whole chapter pmo until she had the smallest shred of self respect and said no to him. Good for her i knew she was better than that. Every time i read the word Eddie that inhaler song would play in my head

i dont know how to delete an update but i need to clarify that I KNOWWWW its dexter and april that broke up and im celebrating. Im embarrassed i promise im comprehending this book its not that hard

Having a dexter-and-caroline-are-broken-up party tomorrow. We can all rejoice together.