Status Updates From The Accidental Vampire (Arg...

I know Elvi hasn't had a ton of training and I get it, but is she always intentionally this dense?

Apparently people in this town know Dracula doesn't accurately portray vampires, but they're perfectly content getting all their knowledge from Elvira

And I'm guessing Elvi's sire didn't stick around to teach her much of anything, which is why the town a)knows what she is and b)has this little tradition