Status Updates From 10 Things That Never Happen...

I've realised all these updates make it sound like I'm not enjoying this. I am, it's quite funny. I'm ready for these two to get a fucking clue and get together. I just don't really understand either of them.

Whyyyyy does Jonathan have such a big house? It makes no sense.

Somewhat incredibly, we are yet to see these characters even like each other let alone any level of yearning or pining. Grumpy is totally riding on the cat liking him to have any hint of redemption. Sunshine seems wilfully oblivious to how stressful difficult family relationships can be and continually pushes Grumpy well past his tolerance, which for a character "good with people" is somewhat frustrating.

CHICOS APUREN QUE SE TERMINA EL LIBRO !!!

Like I know we've shagged and that changes things, but I didn't think my cock was the Ghost of Christmas Past.

He stares into his coffee. He takes it the same colour as his eyes.

The way I leaned back, closed the cover on my bookmark, and just grinned. What a line.

"And Jack, how many times must I tell you not to smoke in my house?"

"At least a few more times, I dare say."

Hahahaha!! Legit laughed at the outrageous queer sass. That Marlene Dietrich, Cruella deVille cigarette holder. Such a queen.