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This is going to take me 3 million years to read

“…Madge was really a male chimp. So… he grabs his monkey member and starts masturbating —as if to say, ‘I’m a guy.’”

Monkey shenanigans are just absolutely diabolical. Almost always really funny though.

“[NBC Chairman]: I didn’t want to go [to the writer’s room] and fight my way through all that marijuana smoke…”

Hell yeah. 😂😎

“Dan Ackroyd: …Jane, Laraine, and Gilda were strong and played strong characters… what would it have been without those women there? It would have been very empty.”