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"For howbeit he arrived at Pemberley with all due haste, his russet beard, pleated kilt, and melodious burr were a profound reminder from whence he came."

Who invited Groundskeeper Willie?

Getting flashes of Western here now. Oh, and she's started using "drug" as the past tense of drag.

Comedy accents. Ugh.

I have so many questions at this point. How have we jumped from Georgian England to Revolutionary France? Why does Revolutionary France have a Lord High Executioner (that’s the Mikado, isn’t it?)? Why did no-one explain to Berdoll that “thence” means “from there” (from thence = from from there)? What happened to the comic period pastiche we started with? How did this get published?
Still reading, though.

Pastiche. No, Austen never wrote like this; yes, I should be horrified. I'm actually giggling, which I'm sure is what Berdoll intended.
The joke might wear off after 465 pages.

He shot his kiddo john

Bingley is an adulterer

5 yrs later

Yes indeed poor Charlotte

2 yrs later

Lol. Caught in the den

Lydia is still selfish post marriage and children

John is still employed yay

Reed lied to John? Revenge on Darcy for the unemployment??

Oh dear. The cousin is in love with Elizabeth