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Rachel
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Book XI
Even Bacchus has limits to violence
Midas gets the gold and loses his touch (plus donkey ears)
The (?) love story of Peleus and Thetis (Achilles parents)
Ceyx (should’ve listened to his wife) and Alcyone’s (doomed like Cassandra) easily avoided tragic love story (but at least they end up together as birds)
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Even Bacchus has limits to violence
Midas gets the gold and loses his touch (plus donkey ears)
The (?) love story of Peleus and Thetis (Achilles parents)
Ceyx (should’ve listened to his wife) and Alcyone’s (doomed like Cassandra) easily avoided tragic love story (but at least they end up together as birds)
Rachel
is on page 306 of 723
Book IX and X
Hercules outsmarts a god, gets the girl, is killed by the girl, and becomes a god
Byblis should’ve been a god because they get to have sibling spouses
Iphis and Ianthe’s story could’ve been wildly different if Iphis’s father wasn’t so misogynistic
Orpheus loses Eurydice (twice)
Pygmalion loves a statue into life
Myrrha (see Byblis)
Venus = lovely and terrifying
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Hercules outsmarts a god, gets the girl, is killed by the girl, and becomes a god
Byblis should’ve been a god because they get to have sibling spouses
Iphis and Ianthe’s story could’ve been wildly different if Iphis’s father wasn’t so misogynistic
Orpheus loses Eurydice (twice)
Pygmalion loves a statue into life
Myrrha (see Byblis)
Venus = lovely and terrifying
