Status Updates From The Virginian

“To-day does not count,” he told her, “except that every time I see you counts with me.”

I’m sorrry WHAT? why is this cowboy such a hopeless romantic

“In a very few days, gossip had it that Molly was engaged to a gambler, a gold miner, an escaped stage robber, and a Mexican bandit; while Mrs. Flynt feared she had married a Mormon.”

The last one would definitely be the worst, I’ve seen SLOMW…