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Mallory
is on page 261 of 267
Not Dorothy being afraid that Aunt Em and Uncle Henry simply can’t AFFORD a funeral service. XD
“Am I really wonderful?” asked the Scarecrow. “You are unusual,” replied Glinda. Not this witch roasting the Scarecrow TO HELL.
Dorothy kissed the Lion and Tin Woodman and even Glinda, but only hugged the Scarecrow? This poor guy cannot catch a freaking break.
Aww, Aunt Em actually DOES care about her! :)
— 11 hours, 35 min ago
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“Am I really wonderful?” asked the Scarecrow. “You are unusual,” replied Glinda. Not this witch roasting the Scarecrow TO HELL.
Dorothy kissed the Lion and Tin Woodman and even Glinda, but only hugged the Scarecrow? This poor guy cannot catch a freaking break.
Aww, Aunt Em actually DOES care about her! :)
Mallory
is on page 251 of 267
I can’t believe the Scarecrow of all people is ableist. *sigh*
We’re just not going to ask anyyyy questions about the Hammer-Heads? Why don’t they want the group to cross? I have so many questions.
These Winged Monkeys are truly the Middle Earth Eagles of Oz. Actually, the Monkeys were first. The Eagles are the Winged Monkeys of Middle Earth.
Yaaasss, Glinda having female guards for her castle. #girlboss
— 11 hours, 54 min ago
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We’re just not going to ask anyyyy questions about the Hammer-Heads? Why don’t they want the group to cross? I have so many questions.
These Winged Monkeys are truly the Middle Earth Eagles of Oz. Actually, the Monkeys were first. The Eagles are the Winged Monkeys of Middle Earth.
Yaaasss, Glinda having female guards for her castle. #girlboss
Mallory
is on page 243 of 267
Tigers and elephants and bears and wolves and foxes… oh my!
Why does every fantasy novel always have to have a giant spider in it? These 20th century authors were OBSESSED.
I’m not saying attacking the spider in its sleep isn’t smart, but it’s not brave or courageous. The Lion is truly still a coward at heart.
And what is WITH Baum and decapitations? If I had a nickel for every one, I’d have like $5.
— 12 hours, 10 min ago
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Why does every fantasy novel always have to have a giant spider in it? These 20th century authors were OBSESSED.
I’m not saying attacking the spider in its sleep isn’t smart, but it’s not brave or courageous. The Lion is truly still a coward at heart.
And what is WITH Baum and decapitations? If I had a nickel for every one, I’d have like $5.
Kelly Sanfilippo
is on page 124 of 224
There are strange similarities between this book and Harry Potter! I’d even go as far as to say that aspects of Harry Potter were based off of The Wizard of Oz… 🧐
— 18 hours, 43 min ago
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