Status Updates From The Book of Margery Kempe

I didn't expect a sex with Jesus moment, but I don't kink shame.

No one knows how to do religious pyschosis like this girl. Last part was less boring.

so freaking bored!

haters gonna hate, marge

Really freaking booooooooooooored. Everyone always hating on this woman and then she says "Well God made me this way" and then everyone is all like "oh ok carry on then, also can u pray for me." I'm tired of it!

me when i’m on crack

the situation may look dire but i actually only have to read 63 more pages before tuesday so i think i can do it fingers crossed