Status Updates From Cows

brother is talking to cows now and still thinks he can be normal

i didnt have to read this i dont know why i did

is this book even meant to be taken seriously

curiosity killed the cat. reading this may turn out badly for me

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I regret letting my curiosity get the best of me

i’m so beyond uncomfortable what is this book

bro i’m three pages in will this man stop talking about his mothers fanny

Ewwwww, what the fuck. I almost puked. Besides, this novel other than the obvious unrealistic aspect of talking to cows, feels very poorly constructed and fantastical. The world around our narrator only exists to make the plot and the progression convenient to the narrator, other than that, it;s completely silent and blank. Every character feels 1 dimensional, predictable, and cartoonish. No nuance whatsoever.