Status Updates From The Iliad Of Homer (trans. ...

Book XIX: wherein Achilleus moves on to the 'argue-with-your-horse-over-your-swiftly-approaching-death' stage of grief

Book Ten - Marauding Through the Night

This is for sure I think my favourite chapter in the book

It felt so cool like I’m on a lil secret mission and we’re undercover and stuff so yeah this was so much fun and also it was a mission successful

Book Nine - The Embassy to Achilles

Agamemnon sounds like such a beast in my head I picture Akuma from street fighter (is that his name) when I think of him

Lots and lots and lots of wealth for Achilles but he is still aaaaangry

I wouldn’t be happy with this guy he is literally letting all these people die

Book Eight - The Tide of Battle Turns

I did not know Zeus was thaaaaat crazy strong, enough to beat everyone else all at once

Percy jackson made me think Poseidon and Hades are basically the same power level what is real what is fake my life is a lie

Book Seven - Ajax Duels with Hector

This is real fun. Just pause the whole massive war so we can 1v1

Omg this Nestor dude is really annoying me now. We get it uncs you’re old you wish you were young you were strong and cool and great and perfect when you were young and now you arent young we get it… how many times do you need to say that

Ajax seems cool

Book Six - Hector Returns to Troy

Is it really normal for these guys to be having full on loooooooooong conversations in the MIDDLE of murdering each other in the middle of full on WAR!?!?!

And also to be making friends with the person you’re literally trying to kill and giving each other gifts and saying nah ima go kill ur friends not u ur cool bro all bcoz our grandfathers knew each other thats kinda cute tho

Book Five - Diomedes Fights the Gods

Wow wow wow wow wow Diomedes is literally HIM what a beast

Book Four - The Truce Erupts in War

Imagine being called Great Ajax…
Imagine being called Little Ajax…

People are really dying now

Book Three - Helen Reviews the Champions

Hector does not hold back bruh

Yeah these trojans are cheaters how dare they

Book Two - The Great Gathering of Armies

This is where the famous ship catalogue is, really wasn’t as long as people say. Although I did kinda skim through it slightly…

Thersites really got put in his place, the clown, good riddance

Book One - The Rage of Achilles

They started off right in the action didn’t they just…
Very scary

Introduction - Achilles

Last part of the introduction finally. This guy really is the mc isnt he in fact I know his deal coz I already read his book but still

They love putting parts of the poem in the introduction seriously I basically know everything that’s gonna happen, in fact re-reading it makes more sense with some stuff but idk if I’m bothered to maybe one day in a few years

Introduction- The Gods

Yeah these lot are crazy and stuff

Did I mention I’m almost finished with the book so I’m just quickly doing these update progress things so yeah cool