Status Updates From Pricks and Pragmatism (Sout...

I love the both of them so much it hurts ;( <\3 this page made me literally cry and sob like a crazy maniac! God it hurts! ;( no dont let him move out! Not yet noo ;(

Nothing's wrong - Just smile and wave, smile and wave.

'I smiled. I'm good at that.'

Really liked it despite my reservations at the beginning

Glad to say I liked Luke more the second time around, though I think he'll always be a bit of a prick. Not that there's anything's wrong with it!

And to be honest, I'd never had a lot to do with socially retarded saddo types. That's a pretty good description of yours truly. NOT THAT I'M OFFENDED OR ANYTHING.

Yey! I love me some British bloke! Gonna have fun now!

First chapter is very well written. We meet the main character and the situation is well established and the narrator even gets a bit of charm in. Great starts!

I took it for a shower and gave it a few strokes to make it feel better, but it wasn’t fooled.

LOL

Heart. Stabbed. Stabbed, I say.

“I don’t think I heard Russell come in. Maybe I just felt his gaze on me. I looked up at him, at those kind blue eyes behind those bloody awful glasses, and for the first time in my adult life I couldn’t dredge up a smile from anywhere. “Um,” he said. “I thought, well. Interest rates.” Wherein we understand "interest rates" to mean "please stay." I am nearly dying of squee, right now.

“He was blinking rapidly, but even so I noticed the moment his eyes slid down to my groin before darting up again like they’d been burned. Somehow I didn’t think he was just shocked to see that the carpet didn’t, in fact, match the curtains. “That’s…yes. Good. Good day. I’llgoandputthekettleon.” Heh. Cute nerd is cute.

“Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Did he have the first fucking idea how he was making me feel? What was I, some kind of charity case?” No, no, my dear. I believe the term you are searching for here is "scheming hoor."

Heh. The facial hair makes an appearance.

MC has a collection of Terry Pratchett. Lenore, this is for you. :)

Reading this fast & have smiled twice already. Raising church hands I can please finish a book in one go.

I love rants. "I felt like screaming at him, with his stupid nerdy glasses and his bony elbows and his beardy weirdy face even his mother only pretended to love." Heh.