Status Updates From The Loch Ness Story

“The moral of the Loch Ness story is simple. It points to the value of retaining an open mind.”

"the loch never gives up its dead', because of its great depth and very low temperature. When a body expires it just settles on the bottom and is slowly covered by mud and silt. Given time and resources, it ought to be possible either to dredge the bottom or inspect it by submarine and locate the remains of one of the animals.

Cool I propose we do that. The geologist in me is intrigued.

Damn so apparently there’s multiple of them in the loch

Awww god bless the Japanese

“It was a very dark, stormy night. My father and I had…”

Was this written by a year 7 English student lmao

Mussolini’s paper Popolo d’Italia printed the news that bombing of Britain had been so intense and successful that the Loch Ness Monster had been killed by a direct hit.

Hahahahaha

They rightly point out that virtually no two witnesses to a crime or an accident will ever describe exactly the same facts. And yet it is these very discrepancies in points of detail which give weight and substance to the reports. However, when it comes to Loch Ness sightings discrepancies are often taken as a sign of weakness and even of fraudulence.

‘Many a man has been hanged on less evidence than there is for the Loch Ness Monster.’ - G. K. Chesterton