Status Updates From The Moonstone (Oxford World...

betteredge is the better narrator (need clack to write less)

"This would not have been worth mentioning, I admit, but for one reason. I hear you are likely to be turned over to Miss Clack, after parting with me. In that case, just do me the favour of not believing a word she says, if she speaks of your humble servant."

this is taking unreliable narrators to a whole other level, why do my narrators have beef???

so if sergeant cuff is benoit blanc that makes the gardener mr begbie hugh grant🙂‍↕️

'You have often forgiven me, Mr Betteredge, in past times. When you next see the Shivering Sand, try to forgive me once more. I have found my grave where my grave was waiting for me. I have lived, and died, sir, grateful for your kindness.'

he's never recovering

"Some fatal accident has happened to her on those rocks."

i thought murder but the hints point to suicide- im so invested