Status Updates From Confessions of a Mega Churc...

So not only do the bodies of the saints not decay, but they aren't even starting to stink...?

So apparently Pope John Paul II asked for the bullet that had been used in his assassination attempt to be grafted into the crown on the statue of Our Lady of Fatima.

That's unironically kind of metal.

Of all the things I expected to find in this book, roid rage was not one of them.