Status Updates From Mason & Dixon

at one point the first interstate football game between Pennsylvania and Maryland is described as happening by accident because of a baby out of wedlock, which also serves as the ball

Charles Mason gets stuck, as if in Roadside Picnic, in 11 days stricken from the english calendar.

Jeremiah Dixon uses magnetism to flip a metal bathtub on its longitudal axis and goes off to have a quickie.

Still yaoi!

“Either Mason cannot admit there's a Class problem here, or, even this deeply compromised, he may yet somehow keep Faith that in the Service of the Heavens, dramatic Elevations of Earthly Position are to be expected of these Times, this Reign of Reason, by any reasonable man. Very well, ‘Mason, you are a Miller's Son. That can never satisfy them.’”