Status Updates From Yes Man

Danny bys a Nissan Figaro. I looked it up. It is a odd car but cute. I want one as a Hotwheel

I am about to die from second hand embarrassment

I didn't know so much stuff was invented by Scottish people

Are these gangsters real people? Going to look up Kray twins.

They mention Diceman and for a bit I thought it was that vulgar comedian from the 80s. But this sounds like a character from a book that uses dice. Is this a popular British character?