Status Updates From Outer Banks

My mother phoned in late August and said she would be marrying the deacon in a little ceremony and would like for me to come home for it. I said I would provided I could bring a friend. My mother said, "Is it that Indian?"
"No," I said. "It's a Jew named Abrams."
"You're obviously doing this just to spite me." My mother said Coldly.
Impossible as it may seem, I never even thought of you." I said and hung up.

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