Status Updates From Swept Away

Bonaparte: I have been fighting battles and waging wars in one form or another for thirty-five of my forty-six years. I doubt Wellington, with whom I share the same year of birth, has been at it half that length of time, yet he has already declared his desire to live quietly and anonymously in some small village in the English countryside. — яка прикольна цікавинка

dNF. Got through 70 pages. Just bland and boring. Main character was unconscious for most of what I read

DNF

Re-read
The audio narration is surprisingly well done.

h finds H nearly dead, floating in the water and rather than jumping
to ensure the poor guy’s vitals, her virginal eyes are drawn to his remarkable wang. Visible through his wet boxers the monster member has been haunting her memories ever since bhahaha awesome😃🌭🌭