Status Updates From Bridget Jones's Diary and B...

i hate mark darcy

“Once out in freezing cold assured woman of substance evaporated into insecurity. Had to walk past workmen working under bright lights on gas main. Was wearing v. short coat and boots so braced myself to deal with lewd catcalls and embarrassing remarks then felt complete arse when none came”

AIN'T NO WAY SHE BOUGHT A COOK BOOK BY MARCO PIERRE WHITE

I ATE AT THAT GUY'S RESTAURANT THIS VAYCAY ONLY A FEW WEEKS AGO

MARCO MY MANNN

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