Status Updates From Sweeney Todd: The String of...

142: he can never make up his damn mind

"you or I must die" brilliant

did anybody ever find slovett's secret stash btw

141: they're making friend group combinations that have never existed before! mrs. johanna ingestrie! feels like we watched her grow up

140: indeed the world moves too fast now :( loved that third to last paragraph

139: omg you people are so useless. no one knows how to make friends. see according to my memory slovett was never going to kill anyone, she was just going to take her money and leave and that's why she deserves to determine how and when she dies and that's why she gets to say goodbye instead of pleading to god and that's why she gets to die prettily in a fluffy dress and

138: what i'd do to have slovett in these scenes. also the concept of eating n shitting

137: i'm guessing i'll have two good years... before another shiny thing appears! :(

wait no not arabella. minna gray. you people are all becoming the same person.

DNF

I found the dialogue to be super draining and quite boring after a while
Joanna feels like repetitive filler and her dialogue reflects that

136: arabellaesque

135: and why oh why is this so so sweet. they're in a house together! domesticity <3

134: this is so incredible. they are so perfect together. of course he has to kill him. he NEVER learns.

re: illustration spoilers... IS HE STUPID. CAN YOU STOP GOING AGAINST YOUR PARTNERS. IT TAKES A VILLAGE OMG YOU'LL NEVER WIN.

133: homoerotic anti-oakleys

oh my god are you serious this is FUCKING INCREDIBLE. DYNAMIC DUO. and i LOVE that the book's emphasis on doubles continues even here. even todd can't do it alone :) <3

the concept of not while i'm around... i have SO much to ponder

132: these fuck ass illustration spoilers OMG WHOOOOO

like the thing is that he keeps turning his attempts into spectacles. you can't do that!! use your brain!!!!

131: it gets to a point where u have to ask urself if maybe ur doing it wrong...

130: the likening of bones to bricks, bodies to houses, yes exactly and i'm devastated for slovett and her house

participation in *her* crimes is crazy