Status Updates From Franny and Zooey

zooey is only 25 here oh god i’m officially older than him

“he was slouched rhetorically forward” no one is doing it like him. i’m already laughing.

almost done but i gotta go to bed like an hour and a half ago

re-centering with zooey glass, character of all time.

"Samo mi je muka od ega, ega, ega. Mog i svačijeg drugog. Muka mi je od svih koji žele negde da stignu, da urade nešto istaknuto i sve to, da budu neko zanimljiv. To je odvratno."

Zooey is a douche