Status Updates From Affection: An Erotic Memoir

This is amazing so far. A hidden gem

Alas, no.

Chekhov's gun?

From the paddling pool to the lap pool - and now this high-diving act has brought me to the ocean. The dangerous, glorious ocean, replete with the possibility of whales."

"I am my own tumbledown building." Ah, that's better! (Page 222/235)

"He bought me a dozen red roses and told me he had never bought anybody flowers before, and I thanked him for it. This terrible double-crossing of myself. This is what I regret more than anything". This is the saddest paragraph of the book so far. So, so sad. (Page 202/235)

I like the nostalgia in Australian books like this. Video Hits, high school friendships, etc.