Status Updates From The WrestleCrap Book of Lis...

DNF @ 52%

A lot of this is just regurgitated from the author's earlier book "WrestleCrap: The Very Worst of Professional Wrestling", only a LOT more misogynistic, homophobic and racist. Just gross in every sense of the word.

WHY DOES THIS AUTHOR HATE DUSTY RHODES SO MUCH?!?!?!

This is super-sexist and gross. I get it's pro wrestling & this was written in 2007 (presumably by a 12-year-old boy), but c'mon. References to Mae Young's "saggy puppies" and Baby Doll's "galaxy-sized boobs" and I'm only 42 pages in.

"This one is ridiculous for countless reasons, not the least of which is the fact that it was performed by a man called the Goon who wore boots that looked like hockey skates. See, because he was an evil, hockey-playing wrestler. Sometimes it's just best not to ask."

--the authors referring to "The Check into the Boards" from the list: The 7 Silliest Maneuvers in the History of Pro Wrestling

My favorite lists since I last reported?

"The 6 Pieces of Definitive Proof That WCW May Have Been Run by Nazis," "The 7 Men Who'd Never Make it Past Pre-Hire Requirements Today, Yet Who Somehow Were WWF Champions (And, Oh Yeah, They Drew Loads of Money)," and, "The World is a Better Place Because These 4 Women Did Not Pose for Playboy."

Latest Favorite Lists:

"The 5 Movies You Absolutely, Positively, Most Desperately Want To Avoid If You See Them At The Video Store. In Fact, Please Burn Down The Whole Damn Store"

"6 Men Who Should Have Primped For Their Mugshots"

"6 Storylines Created From Real Life...Just To Spite Someone"

My favorites during this session? "The 6 Crimes For Which We'd Hope Kane and Undertaker would be arrested if they lived in our Town" and The Top 10 Examples of How Wrestling and Religion Don't Mix."

"By the time nWo Wolfpac was launched, the wheels had fallen off, the wagon had become engulfed in flames and it had crashed into a bus filled with nuns and Boy Scouts."

My two favorite lists I've read since last time? "Wrestling's Top 6 Mullets" and "The 10 Greatest Wrestling Perms of All Time.":

There's no way I can read more than a sentence or two of this stunningly wonderful stupidity without laughing my fool head off. I'm still on the first chapter and I've already enjoyed lists such as: "The 8 Stupidest Ring Names in Wrestling History," "8 Most Stereotypical Wrestlers," and "The 5 Pieces of Crap Evidence that the Ultimate Warrior had Superhuman, Otherworldly Powers."

I feel like I've struck gold here.

Pro wrestling is dumb...but that, dear reader, is what makes it great.