Status Updates From Dearly Devoted Dexter (Dext...

Hilarious fake-out beginning, and then right back into Dexter doling out his particular brand of justice against a very evil individual. Great start, hope it maintains its momentum.

'I was fire and ice, alive with moonlight and death.' 🔥❄️🌑⚰️💀

'On the far side of this gate were a maniacal vivisectionist, hordes of ravenous reptiles, and a man I was supposed to rescue even though he wanted to kill me. And in this corner, wearing dark trunks, the Mighty Dexter.' 💀💀💀

Dexter turns dismemberment into a cold, sinister ritual. 💀🫀🫁🧠🪓😈 I savor every piece of that book, dissecting it with the same quiet intensity as Dexter.

'DEARLY DEVOTED DEXTER' took them apart slowly, as if savoring the silence between each cut. 💀 🪦 ⚰️ 🩸🪓

'Everything on the body had been cut off, absolutely everything. There was nothing left of it but a bare and featureless head attached to an unencumbered body.'

'Where did you get those?' he said, sounding rather petulant for someone who was about to be cut into small pieces.' 😈🩸🫀🪓