Status Updates From Jitterbug Perfume

this book is better the 2nd time around! just stopped at 1 of the 3 povs where they’re talking about how it was actually flowers that killed the dinosaurs because basically they were so offended by the good smell they decided not to procreate…it was put into better words but that’s the gist. trust me, it’s a good read if u want a good laugh every couple of sentences! plsss someone read it im begging

Omg I didn’t realize one of the protagonists lives in cap hill!!!! In a studio apartment. What a nice little surprise.

Fragrance may well be the signature of eternity.

Don’t forget to honore de balzac.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables.