Status Updates From Jaws

“Look, Chief, you can’t go off half-cocked looking for vengeance against a fish. That shark isn’t evil. It’s not a murderer. It’s just obeying its own instincts. Trying to get retribution against a fish is crazy.”

AND HE SAID WHAT HE SAID

“Sharks are like ax-murderers, Martin. People react to them with their guts. There’s something crazy and evil and uncontrollable about them.”

The *autistic person with a special interest in the ocean and more specifically sharks* part of my brain is screaming in outrage