Status Updates From Vurt: 30th Anniversary Edition

"Ashes to ashes. Hair to hair"

"How many people have you had that are willing to lose something, just so that you can carry on for a little while?

Count them.

That low, uh?"

"WELCOME TO ENGLISH VOODOO. EXPECT TO FEEL PLEASURE. KNOWLEDGE IS SEXY. EXPECT TO FEEL PAIN. KNOWLEDGE IS TORTURE."

"Just remember Hobart's rule: R = V + or - H, where H is Hobart's constant. In the common tongue; any given worth of reality can only be swapped for the equivalent worth of Vurtuality, plus or minus 0.267125 of the original worth."

Obviously!

Huh?! 🤨

Huh?! 🤨

Yeah, this is a weird one.