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"What awaited them on this island was going to concern Eustace more than anyone else, but it cannot be told in his words because after September 11 he forgot about keeping his diary for a long time."

Understandably

King Caspian doesn't care about the fact he's thrown their whole country into chaos and possibly war with Calormen! He has things to do!

Narnia is flat! Like Discworld only less fun, less in depth and fully realized, and more Jesus-y!

"The Calormen have dark faces and long beards. They wear flowing robes and orange-colored turbans, and they are a wise, wealthy, courteous, cruel and ancient people."

Back to these guys again

"And all the young women joined in for the same reason and also because Caspian and Drinian and the rest were so handsome."

They're pretty dreamy

Ah yes, the fifth narnia book, when the children are sold in to slavery

Chapter 4

More about the Narnian slave trade

"..says that’s because she’s a girl. I tried to make him see what Alberta says, that all that sort of thing is really lowering girls but he was too dense."

Eustace makes another good point, too bad he's such a dick

I guess we're going to get Eustaces diary entries in addition to CS Lewis and his storyteller style, adds some nice perspective I guess