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“It was the product of a mind that was not merely twisted, but actually sprained.”

“And there was no sound, no noise at all, except for the echoes of his own breathing, which sounded worried. And the more he listened to them, the more worried they began to sound.”

“It was a cave, or a labyrinth or a tunnel or something - there was insufficient light to tell…all was darkness, a damp, shiny darkness.”